thou art channeling thine inner briton who doth live in thee olde times

I wouldst nev'r doth such a thing. How dareth thee to accuse me.

Despite thine rabble-rousing and resistance, thou doth fail to comprehend that this language starteth in ye olde britain. After all, Shakespeare hath made a large portion of thee culture.

Aye, I already knoweth this. Hence wherefore I s'rta wanna tryeth t.

Welcome to thee family, laddy.

Thanketh thee.