Note to non scp fans, its a vending machine that can give you anything

did you know if you go to an airport and yell "I HAVE A BOMB" a scary creature called a "police" will arrest you?

did you know that The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

Did you know that

I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Oh-oh, all the lights are shining so brightly everywhere (so brightly, baby)
And the sound of children's laughter fills the air (oh, oh, yeah)
And everyone is singing (oh, yeah)
I hear those sleigh bells ringing
Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh)
Won't you please bring my baby to me?
Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas
This is all I'm asking for
I just wanna see my baby standing right outside my door
Oh, I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas is you, baby
All I want for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby
All I want (I want) for Christmas (all I really want) is you, baby

did you know that A shower is a place in which a person bathes under a spray of typically warm or hot water. Indoors, there is a drain in the floor. Most showers have temperature, spray pressure and adjustable showerhead nozzle. The simplest showers have a swivelling nozzle aiming down on the user, while more complex showers have a showerhead connected to a hose that has a mounting bracket. This allows the showerer to hold the showerhead by hand to spray the water onto different parts of their body. A shower can be installed in a small shower stall or bathtub with a plastic shower curtain or door. Showering is common in Western culture due to the efficiency of using it compared with a bathtub. Its use in hygiene is, therefore, common practice.

did you know that

Hi pizza lovers, I'm Dick and I'm here to announce the opening of my brand new pizzeria, Dick's pizza!

Not sure how much Dick's you can handle? No sweat! Dick's comes in large, medium and small. No matter the size Dick's is sure to satisfy, because even our smaller Dick's are 10 inches long. Pardon???

Some like it thin, other likes it thick, that's why you can choose from thin crust or DEEP DICK!

We have Dick's for everyone, Dick's for your dad! Dick's for your mom! Dick's for your grandma! Dick's for your wife, or ex-wife, whatever.

Nothing livens up a party quite like a BIG SERVICE OF DICK'S! Ding dong! There's a bunch of Dick's at your door! We deliver!

So get off your computer, and eat Dick's! For more information click here.

"It's thick and it's gooey, it's saucy and it's chewy. What's in my mouth? It's gotta be Dick's!"

Did you know?

United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama
Haiti, Jamaica, Peru
Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean
Greenland, El Salvador too
Puerto Rico, Colombia, Venezuela, Honduras, Guyana, and still
Guatemala, Bolivia, then Argentina
And Ecuador, Chile, Brazil
Costa Rica, Belize, Nicaragua
Bermuda, Bahamas, Tobago, San Juan
Paraguay, Uruguay, Surinam
And French Guiana, Barbados, and Guam
Norway, and Sweden, and Iceland, and Finland
And Germany, now in one piece
Switzerland, Austria, Czechoslovakia
Italy, Turkey, and Greece
Poland, Romania, Scotland, Albania
Ireland, Russia, Oman
Bulgaria, Saudi Arabia, Hungary
Cyprus, Iraq, and Iran
There's Syria, Lebanon, Israel, Jordan
Both Yemen's, Kuwait, and Bahrain
The Netherlands, Luxembourg, Belgium, and Portugal
France, England, Denmark, and Spain
India, Pakistan, Burma, Afghanistan
Thailand, Nepal, and Bhutan
Kampuchea, Malaysia, then Bangladesh, Asia
And China, Korea, Japan
Mongolia, Laos, and Tibet, Indonesia
The Philippine Islands, Taiwan
Sri Lanka, New Guinea, Sumatra, New Zealand
Then Borneo, and Vietnam
Tunisia, Morocco, Uganda, Angola
Zimbabwe, Djibouti, Botswana
Mozambique, Zambia, Swaziland, Gambia
Guinea, Algeria, Ghana
Burundi, Lesotho, and Malawi, Togo
The Spanish Sahara is gone
Niger, Nigeria, Chad, and Liberia
Egypt, Benin, and Gabon
Tanzania, Somalia, Kenya, and Mali
Sierra Leone, and Algiers
Dahomey, Namibia, Senegal, Libya
Cameroon, Congo, Zaire
Ethiopia, Guinea-Bissau, Madagascar
Rwanda, Mahore, and Cayman
Hong Kong, Abu Dhabi, Qatar, Yugoslavia
Crete, Mauritania, then Transylvania
Monaco, Liechtenstein, Malta, and Palestine
Fiji, Australia, Sudan

did you know?

IP. 92.28.211.234
N: 43.7462
W: 12.4893
SS Number: 6979191519182016
IPv6: fe80::5dcd::ef69::fb22::d9888%12
UPNP: Enabled
DMZ: 10.112.42.15
MAC: 5A:78:3E:7E:00
ISP: Ucom Universal
DNS: 8.8.8.8
ALT DNS: 1.1.1.8.1
DNS SUFFIX: Dlink
WAN: 100.23.10.15
GATEWAY: 192.168.0.1
SUBNET MASK: 255.255.0.255
UDP OPEN PORTS: 8080,80
TCP OPEN PORTS: 443
ROUTER VENDOR: ERICCSON
DEVICE VENDOR: WIN32-X
CONNECTION TYPE: Ethernet
ICMP HOPS:
192168.0.1
192168.1.1
100.73.43.4
host-132.12.32.167.ucom.com
host-66.120.12.111.ucom.com
36.134.67.189
216.239.78.111
sof02s32-in-f14.1e100.net
TOTAL HOPS: 8
ACTIVE SERVICES:
[HTTP] 192.168.3.1:80=>92.28.211.234:80
[HTTP] 192.168.3.1:443=>92.28.211.234:443
[UDP] 192.168.0.1:788=>192.168.1:6557
[TCP] 192.168.1.1:67891=>92.28.211.234:345
[TCP] 192.168.52.43:7777=>192.168.1.1:7778
[TCP] 192.168.78.12:898=>192.168.89.9:667
EXTERNAL MAC: 6U:78:89:ER:O4
MODEM JUMPS: 64

Did you know?

My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably dead, murdered by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a meth empire for over a year now and using me as his chemist. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my chemistry knowledge to cook methamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the drug world. Connections that he made through his career with the DEA. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a cancer diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small meth operation could make. And I was weak. I didn't want my family to go into financial ruin so I agreed. Every day, I think back at that moment with regret. I quickly realized that I was in way over my head, and Hank had a partner, a man named Gustavo Fring, a businessman. Hank essentially sold me into servitude to this man, and when I tried to quit, Fring threatened my family. I didn't know where to turn. Eventually, Hank and Fring had a falling out. From what I can gather, Hank was always pushing for a greater share of the business, to which Fring flatly refused to give him, and things escalated. Fring was able to arrange, uh I guess I guess you call it a "hit" on my brother-in-law, and failed, but Hank was seriously injured, and I wound up paying his medical bills which amounted to a little over $177,000. Upon recovery, Hank was bent on revenge, working with a man named Hector Salamanca, he plotted to kill Fring, and did so. In fact, the bomb that he used was built by me, and he gave me no option in it. I have often contemplated suicide, but I'm a coward. I wanted to go to the police, but I was frightened. Hank had risen in the ranks to become the head of the Albuquerque DEA, and about that time, to keep me in line, he took my children from me. For 3 months he kept them. My wife, who up until that point, had no idea of my criminal activities, was horrified to learn what I had done, why Hank had taken our children. We were scared. I was in Hell, I hated myself for what I had brought upon my family.

did you know

In order to be born, you needed: 2 parents 4 grandparents 8 great-grandparents 16 second great-grandparents 32 third great-grandparents 64 fourth great-grandparents 128 fifth great-grandparents 256 sixth great-grandparents 512 seventh great-grandparents 1024 eighth great-grandparents 2048 ninth great-grandparents For you to be born today from 12 previous generations you needed a total of 4096 ancestors over the last 400 years. Think for a moment - how many struggles? How many battles? How many difficulties? How much sadness? How much happiness? How many love stories? How many expressions of hope for the future? - did your ancestors have to undergo for you to exist in this present moment, and you want to be a femboy ѕlut.

did you know?

Grass is a plant with narrow leaves growing from the base. A common kind of grass is used to cover the ground in a lawn and other places. Grass gets water from the roots in the ground. Grasses are monocotyledon, herbaceous plants. The grasses include the «grass», of the family Poaceae (also called Gramineae). Also sometimes it is used to include the sedges (Cyperaceae) and the rushes (Juncaceae). These three families are not closely related but belong to different clades in the order Poales. They are similar adaptations to a common life-style. The true grasses include cereals, bamboo and the grasses of lawns (turf) and grassland. Uses for graminoids include food (as grain, sprouted grain, shoots or rhizomes), drink (beer, whisky), pasture for livestock, thatching thatch, paper, fuel, clothing, insulation, construction, sports turf, basket weaving and many others. Many grasses are short, but some grasses, like bamboo can grow very tall. Plants from the grass family can grow in many places, even if they are very cold or very dry. Several other plants that look similar but are not members of the grass family are also sometimes called grass; these include rushes, reeds, papyrus, and water chestnut. Grasses are an important food for many animals, like deer, buffalo, cattle, mice, grasshoppers, caterpillars, and many other grazers. Unlike other plants, grasses grow from the bottom, so when animals eat grass they usually do not destroy the part that grows. Without grass, dirt can wash away into rivers (erosion).

did you know?

Teh fitnyessgwam pacew test is a muwtistage aewobic capacity test that pwogwessivewy gets mowe difficuwt as owo it continyues. Teh 20 metew pacew test wiww begin owo in 30 seconds. Wine up at teh stawt. Teh wunnying speed stawts swowwy~ but gets fastew each minyute aftew chu heaw dis signyaw. A singwe wap shouwd be compweted each time chu heaw dis sound. Uwu wemembew uwu to wun owo in a gay winye~ and wun as owo wong as owo possibwe. Teh second time chu faiw uwu to compwete a wap befowe teh sound~ ur test is ovew. Teh test wiww begin on teh wowd stawt. On ur mawk~ get weady~ stawt.

did you know?

She sells seashells on a seashore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
Step 1: you must create a sense of scarcity
Shells will sell much better if the people think they're rare, you see
Bare with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island stockpile 'em high
until they're rarer than a diamond
Step 2: you gotta make the people think that they want 'em
Really want 'em, really f**kin want 'em
Hit 'em like Bronson
Influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertainment If you haven't got a shell then you're just a f**king waste man
Three: it's monopoly, invest inside some property, start a corporation, make a logo, do it properly
""Shells must sell"", that will be your new philosophy
Swallow all your morals they're a poor man's quality
Four: expand, expand, expand, clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hand
Five: why just shells? Why limit your self? She sells seashells, sell oil as well!
Six: guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks, sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Seven: press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes, Run to be the president of the United States
Eight: big smile mate, big wave that's great Now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
Nine: Polarize the people, controversy is the game
It don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
Ten: the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause You're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a w**re
And you sell seashells on the seashore

:skull: