Lost interest

Onan shoots you with his AR-15

ok

Alright

*The audience cheers*
Onan: What's your name?

LordReaperus

Onan: Pleased to meet you, I'm Onan.
(Audience laughter)
And stop saying I look like Conan O'Brien, that guy looks nothing like me.
*crickets*
So, anything interesting you wanna share?

Well, im a growing game developer and a youtuber.

Onan: Wonderful. Make a game about MSMG now, like the 30 others who tried and failed.
(Laughter)
That was in bad taste, I'm sorry, moving on. Tell us about... hmm... What is this you're wearing tonight?

Oh, its a black and white tuxedo, ignore the red stain

Onan: You be looking like Bark Bober when he forgets to change before the show.
(laughter)
I like it. Anything you wanna tell me or the audience or the 2 people watching at home?
(laughter)

I've actually got a sister, dad, and mom. Not much else to say unless you ask me anything

Onan: So, LordReaperus. Interesting name, what was the inspiration?

I used it when i created my own gaming account over 3 years ago

Hola

You're on tomorrow

Oh ok

Noice