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If they’re endangered

There aren’t many left

If there aren’t many left

They will go extinct

If they go extinct

World hunger rates will go down because furries take up like 1% of the population

So 1% of the world’s food supply would be saved

This means that 1.01% more people will have access to food

Which is not a lot as a whole, but it is still 80 million people who have been saved from dying of starvation

Also, climate change will slow down because the factories that produce fursuits emit pollution

And without those factories, there will be less pollution

If there is less pollution

There would be less CO2 molecules in the atmosphere

CO2 molecules trap heat in the atmosphere so the Earth would get hotter

The process of this would be slower if there were less CO2 molecules

This will give humanity a few more years to survive until we all die because of heat

This means that we will have more time to research space exploration

And if we figure it out in those extra few years

We would be able to go to space and find a new planet to live in, and so we will survive for even longer

And so that means that if furries didn’t exist, humanity will be saved from extinction

Let me know if you want more reasons on how furries being endangered is a good thing, and how they will solve more world problems if they didn’t exist anymore.
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that is a fair point my fellow friend
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Also, I can explain how they will reduce poverty rates if they went extinct:

If all furries died, their families will inherit their money

If they inherit the money, they’d think it would be selfish to use the money for themselves

If they think that, they’d decide to donate it all to charity

If they donate it to charity, a lot of the charities the money would be donated to would be to help poor people

If poor people receive the donated money, they would no longer be poor

Thus, poverty rates will go down.
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Make them gay!
Prevent their reproduction!
1 up, 2y,
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they already are gay have you not heard that
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Damn I forgor
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lol
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0 ups, 2y
They’ll still probably die out even if they weren’t gay
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No, the winter conditions would be too harsh for them since they are widely known to be big wimps, and so their population would go down because of hypothermia and the inability to reproduce so that means that they will eventually die out, and we won’t even have to worry about them in the first place since they’ll be all gone.
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Gol durn it
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IGNORE THE LAW
KILL THEM ANYWAYS
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While that is a faster approach to eradicating their population, they will still die off on their own because they are endangered. And it is a better idea because killing them would be illegal since they are endangered and there is a chance you would get caught and arrested. So just be patient.
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