1) Wildlife (I don't want to fight deadly megalodons while I'm going to the beach)

2) They created Bluey (furry pedo art material)

3) Shitty stolen food (Hungry Jack's? Really?)

4) People that curse too much

5) Weird accent

Fair

You forgot the climate, you’ll probably die of heat stroke before you can say your own name

I read this whole thing in Peter's voice.

same