Patrick Mom come pick me up I'm scared

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Patrick Mom come pick me up I'm scared meme

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Vivian-The-Trans-Guitarist
0 ups, 2y
ummmmm i can teach you martial arts if i find a way
[deleted]
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is this online or irl
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
if it’s irl, i want you to stay as precautious as possible (maybe carry a self defense weapon if necessary)
[deleted]
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Its irl, these girls are big and I have nothing that I can use, my pocket knife will get my expelled
LuckyTheGlaceonDada
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
sour spray its supposed to be a candy but i think it would work like pepperspray
Vivian-The-Trans-Guitarist
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
you can carry pepper-spay in school
LuckyTheGlaceonDada
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
sour spray its supposed to be used as candy
Vivian-The-Trans-Guitarist
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
yes but why would you use it like pepper-spray when you can just carry pepper-spray
LuckyTheGlaceonDada
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
the can for pepper spray would be a lot bigger too though
Vivian-The-Trans-Guitarist
0 ups, 2y, 1 reply
not really it all depends on how much you mant
LuckyTheGlaceonDada
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a pen gun would be way better though it is really loud but at first glance no one will realise its a gun and but im not sure if its powerful enough to kill someone
Vivian-The-Trans-Guitarist
0 ups, 2y
mmmm i just carry a .50 BMG with silver tips in my back pocket
LuckyTheGlaceonDada
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the largest gun i think ill ever carry would be an aa-12 but they are kinda difficult to get so i think ill just stick with 500-magnum, pen gun, and ring gun
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You learn to fight.

And you learn how to lie.

Or, you can openly solve the situation, and slowly introduce your parents to the idea.
[deleted]
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Would a hard case violin work? They can give people concussions fast and potentially kill someone.
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
And get labeled as the kid that fought with that?

No.

Learn to fight bare handed
[deleted]
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Okay that sounds good
Vivian-The-Trans-Guitarist
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if you want to learn Muay Thai, Boxing, or Kick Boxing just let me know

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THE BULLYING ISSUE GOT WAY WORSE, I CALLED THE GIRL A S**T BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T LEAVE ME ALONE AND THEN SHE THREATENED TO HURT MY GIRLFRIEND AND KILL ME! HELP ME I DONT KBOW WHAT TO FLUFFING DO! IM HELPLESS MY PARENTS HATE FURRIES SO I CANT DO ANYTHING! WHAT DO I DO?!