BRIOO

Please Spare the children

Talk to me when you stuck your dick in the laundromat.

Oh please i raped the earth before

Man that's lame anyone can stick their dick in some dirt

That musta burned
Everyone knows that all of the holes in earth's surface are volcanoes-

You forgot about antholes?

Oh please.
That simply wouldn't fit.
Besides, you run the risk of being bitten.

Dont worry i water it down before shoving it in
Also i can make it bigger

You too?
Thought I was the only one...

Hey im here now

[Oh yeah I didn't mean I literally went offline]

Hello there

You said "talk to me when y'all finish up with your family too"
And im here to talk

I see.
Now your goal is to try them all at once.

You could have told me that before, i already used them all up

Fine then.
I'll take their blow.

Ok, first i need your exact location and the best time for kidnapping

Well let's see here
Darn I forgor where I live, I don't have an address
I'll be standing at one of the corners of hell.

See you there :)

Oh yeah, the wifi connection down here sucks.
So any times the best time!-
*gone offline*

TOOOOOAAATTTAALLLLYYYYY, definitely NOT me brutally killing children

Please spare the children