Whoeth art thou, Darthes Vaderous?

BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

This would be a good one, if not for the grammatical error. You're essentially saying, "I do be your father!" Maybe it should say, "I art thy progenitor!"
By the way, "Luke" is an older name than "Lucas". (Am I being too critical?)

Yes, yes you are

As for Luke, since it was the original name, it is not funny. It has to be changed to make it funny.

I beg to differ.

By the way, laughing at your own joke is lame.

Couldn't help it, just so funny. :-D

shrikant

666 views... wow

No idea what this is, but Xenus is a douche.