i'll have some lean

*gives lean*
You know speaking of lean, this tower leans a lot in high winds

ok
*suddenly gets up and walks away, leaving my suitcase behind*
you hear a faint beeping coming from inside. what do you do?

*smartly finds the device and chucks it out the window*

nope
it's glued to the floor

*uses antiglue*

*shoots you in the back of the head before you remove it*

*lives*

FOR MOTHERLAND

-cutely crashes plane into Tower -

The missiles shot the plane down

Fool, that was but decoy.

The missiles shoot down every damn plane in the sky

Fool. They are all decoys! For... Him..

Even as we speak we are contacting bill Clinton ! The Obunga cube shall soon be ours!

can i order those little things that you throw at the ground and they make a loud pop sound
i'm pretty sure they look like really tiny garlic

*givez*

thanks
*eats all of them and then runs and jumps through one of the windows*