[Verse 1: Red Shirt]
When everybody's gone to sleep
And you've said “Good night, moon”
There's plenty of noise still coming
From Mommy and Daddy's room

[Chorus: Red Shirt and Blue Shirt]
Oh, Daddy says "Please?"
Mommy says "No"
"Daddy says "Come on,"
Mommy says "Whoa"
Daddy goes (Grunts)
Mommy goes "Ow"
Daddy says "I’m done"
Mommy goes "Wow…"
Daddy rolls over and falls asleep,
Mommy drinks wine in the dark!