Game show

dead

in my basement all chopped up

*You get a phone call*

*answers the phone* yello?

*A slightly Irish sounding voice answers*
Hello! I’d like to confirm this is “Wednesday.”

si senor
who is this?

“Hello! This is Onan Co’Brien from Late Night.”

Oh, hello Onan. Is there any reasons as to why you might have called me.

“We’ve heard a lot about you, and my production staff is also yelling at me, and they- I mean I wanted to see if you were interested in being a guest on the show.”

Of course! Always down for it.

“Great! We can do anything from tonight to Saturday, we just need a date.”

Hmm, Wednesday at 7:00 pm, after my drumline practice.

“We’re on at 11pm Pacific/2am Eastern. The show lasts like an hour.”

Oh, well I've been very tired lately, hell I just woke up from an almost 3 hour nap. I live on the East coast, by the way.
Those are your only showings?

“We can do a pretaping if you like.”

Ok. When?

“Whatever works for you.”

Well, I guess 5:00 pm Eastern Time tomorrow.
If I end up having practice, we might need to move it to 7:00.

“Alright, that works. We’ll see you tomorrow!”

Bye!

In a graveyard