And make sure you eat the entire thing before it starts rotting. Rotten 4 year-old doesn't taste the best. Also, make sure you take them in the middle of the night, otherwise you might get caught and you'll have to pay, like, 50 bucks.
I think I would take two best friends then take one out of the basement, kill them and then make there body into a soup and feed it to the mourning friend
the best part of a child... is the left arm.
it always tastes the best and is usually the most valuable of the limbs.
i know from experience.
yeah, i'm an expert when it comes to what's good for / with children. ketchup goes well with a fresh one.
before consuming one, make sure it's dead and you can still hear it crying in your general direction. THEN you can eat it.