I think I would take two best friends then take one out of the basement, kill them and then make there body into a soup and feed it to the mourning friend
And make sure you eat the entire thing before it starts rotting. Rotten 4 year-old doesn't taste the best. Also, make sure you take them in the middle of the night, otherwise you might get caught and you'll have to pay, like, 50 bucks.
the best part of a child... is the left arm.
it always tastes the best and is usually the most valuable of the limbs.
i know from experience.
yeah, i'm an expert when it comes to what's good for / with children. ketchup goes well with a fresh one.
before consuming one, make sure it's dead and you can still hear it crying in your general direction. THEN you can eat it.