which do you choose?

yes...very good

“What about a cat gf with a minigun-?”

“I d c-“

a "purrr brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"? I like it...

minigun

i can just find another cat gf

very wise choice... remember, cat girls are temporary but doom machine gun is ETERNAL

Until you throw it in lava.

minugun go brrrrrrr

Minigun go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, I’ll take that with a side of atomic bombs please

Thank you! Enjoy your day while you still can!

no u
*clicks detonator*

You still died

Crummy job. All you do is tell dead people where to go after death. Boring job. No pay.

I actually love my job. The screaming and tears of those who were not yet ready...and the people that chose the wrong religion realizing just how hot the Lake of Fire truely is...no pay, but worth every second

*minigun sounds*

yes

brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

good choice

Minigun

very wise choice

ill take the BRRRRRRR but a bigger size like more of a VRRRRRRRRRRRR

you know what, f**k it. cat. im depressed and I need someone who actually cares, so f**k it.
otherwise gun.

Me who is a girl: I LOVE GUNS!

Similarities:
Makes a droning sound.
Can be loved.
Can hurt people.
Technically illegal to own.
Can be sold for insane cash.