Okay this one is a repost

For ones who don't get it 'Merci' means thank you in french

Killer: Wtf bro!

Me: you know what? Do it. DO IT. I F**KING DARE YOU. PULL THE GO***MN TRIGGER. NO BALLS.

Killer: *kills himself*

Me: Oh c'mon!!! Wait... I have a gun! I'm so f**king dumb sometimes... *shoots himself in the head*