Bruh i hate being dead only in ohio

Just to clarify I didn’t fake it here’s what happened 1. I attempted to kill myself yesterday 2. My parents stop me 3. I go to school the next day 4. I talk with squid and i go to my next 2 classes 5.i cant use my chromebook for the next 2 classes 6. Squid dog thinks i killed myself (at school??) which is funny