SCP-504 is a mutated breed of ordinary tomatoes, but if someone makes a poor attempt at humor near it, it will fly towards the source and try to hit it.
Puns, corniness, and hour-to-length ratio are valid factors.
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*it will hit it
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oh, well i'm in danger
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Trust me, you're not the only one. Especially because the speed at which it flies depends on how poor the attempt is. Sometimes it can be deadly.
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Three 504 tomatoes
The joke: I tried to walk into target, but I missed.
Consequence: all 3 tomatoes clocked 145
Subject injured, 2 teeth dislodged.
That isn’t the worst one. It’s really lucked compared to some of them.
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Wait, that was incorrect. The joke was “ if you have dentures, don’t use an artificial sweetener because you’ll get a fake cavity.” Sorry!
