I added 504. It's f***ing hilarious!

Congrats, you ruined the chain

Hey, this is the one I found. I didn't know it wasn't the newest at the time.

My point still stands strong

what? tomatos?

SCP-504 is a mutated breed of ordinary tomatoes, but if someone makes a poor attempt at humor near it, it will fly towards the source and try to hit it.
Puns, corniness, and hour-to-length ratio are valid factors.

*it will hit it

oh, well i'm in danger

Trust me, you're not the only one. Especially because the speed at which it flies depends on how poor the attempt is. Sometimes it can be deadly.

Three 504 tomatoes
The joke: I tried to walk into target, but I missed.
Consequence: all 3 tomatoes clocked 145
Subject injured, 2 teeth dislodged.

That isn’t the worst one. It’s really lucked compared to some of them.

Wait, that was incorrect. The joke was “ if you have dentures, don’t use an artificial sweetener because you’ll get a fake cavity.” Sorry!

Bob the Tomato