Giga Spike

Illy: daddy sorry daddy I mean daddy

GS: what if I destroyed it because I was bored?

Nati: I can just reverse your work.

GS: I can trap earth in a timeloop

Nati: Hm. If you wish. My daughter can be free to control the realms to her will. If she makes any trouble, she will be grounded.

*Claps twice*
GS: Done. I will be her guardian angel.

Illy: does this mean we get to sleep together?

GS: Shut the f**k up, pointed woman

Illy: Sorry, you kind of the got the build of my actual father

Anyways, you're a being that transcends upon reality, I'm the demigoddess of deception, using the Earth as my plaything, basically the same

GS: *Eats pure protein powder with a comically large spoon* Y'know, earth doesn't have a purpose. Might as well rule another planet.

Illy: I would, but my stupid parents don't think I'm matute enough.

GS: Im sure I can talk to them

Illy: Well, my mom knows every word you could possible say to her.

GS: Let me talk to her. Now.

Nati: Yes?

GS: Let your daughter have her own Planet to choose from.

Nati: Well, we have to learn if she is responsible enough to run a planet, so we gave her the least important one.

smash.