these are suggestions and are not guaranteed

I forgor 💀

Minionese

Idk L's and R'S maybe turn into EW's to start with?
Idfk

le sound change

Oh sorry drop the E
Yes it's gonna look a slight bit cringe buuuuut-
Who tf cares

its not

trust me I could make it WAY WORSE

Yeah like replacing spacings with the vowel pair surrounding a W.

and turning regular high vowels (ee and oo) into uwu

And then punctuation like "." With "~"

The letter “g” is always silent unless it is a feminine noun unless it also is a plural unless the plural has an e in it

maybe

Quandile

A normal English sentence but you put the words “I’m a pedo and” at the beginning