One day when Eggyhead went out for lunch, he saw Inkmatas at a nearby table and waved. He looked happily until he saw what she was eating... Boiled eggs. Inkmatas had a mischievous grin as she devoured the boiled eggs. Eggyhead felt bad about eating the calamari, but he didn't do it in front of her! Each egg she ate picked at Eggyheads sanity, until she ate the last one. Then he cracked. He flew towards Inkmatas and grabbed her by the neck, and chucked her through the ceiling. As she reached her peak in height, Eggyhead grabbed her by the neck again, and bit her shoulder. Blood came rushing out, Inkmatas screaming in agony, but Eggyhead felt good. He took her back to his kitchen, and threw her into a cage. A mad Eggyhead decided the perfect way to get his revenge. Calamari. Inkmatas watched as Eggyhead prepared to cook her, horrified. After a quick meal preparation, Inkmatas was tossed into an massive fryer. Inkmatas was slowly cooked alive, while Eggyhead maniacally laughed at her screams. Once it was prepared correctly, Eggyhead ate the calamari, and it tasted perfect. He devoured it all in seconds. He went on the eat and absorb the power of other powerful beings, and he eventually faced the Collecter. In a last ditch effort during the fight, Eggyhead broke the golden egg, allowing him to devour the Collecter. He was expecting to die, but he never did. Then he realized. He had absorbed the power of everyone, and that made him able to handle the true power of the golden egg. He went on to eat every other powerful being in the multiverse, but nothing ever tasted nearly as good as the Inkmatas calamari.
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