Eggyheads pet

Furnace: *thinks* Naw, it's too cute

Smoker (the furnace variant): BUT I WILL

*grabs smoker* touch him and I'll throw you into grinder.

Blast Furnace: anyone know where to find some co- hey whos that

Furnace: I don't know, but I don't wanna find out

Will attack ANYONE that isn't Eggyhead, until Eggyhead tells her they're friends.

Yes

Inkmatas: *Sees BaconCat* awwwwww what a cute kitty!
*BaconCat cuts at Inkmatas making her bleed*
Inkmatas: W-WHAT DID I DO!?!

Eggyhead: Hey! What did I say about slicing Inkmatas!

Inkmatas: *Bandages herself up and pets BaconCat* It's a very cute cat Eggy

Thanks, I found him in an abandoned super market, eating the marshmallows.

BaconCat: mew... *Bites Inkmatas but it doesn't hurt, it heals the bite and feels soft*
Eggyhead: that means he likes you!