idk

No

well idc so here are your choices
Summon florida man's pet alligator
Call one of his relatives from Alabama
Get 1% of the guns from Texas
(ik i said meme states but f**k you i like adding shit)
Donate his tanks to a local Ukrainian farm
Send him to Brazil for 2 seconds
S O V I E T M O T H E R L A N D
Tell his mom that he got a B+ in math (she's chinese)

All of them

Options?

Summon florida man's pet alligator
Call one of his relatives from Alabama
Get 1% of the guns from Texas
(ik i said meme states but f**k you i like adding shit)
Donate his tanks to a local Ukrainian farm
Send him to Brazil for 2 seconds
S O V I E T M O T H E R L A N D
Tell his mom that he got a B+ in math (she's chinese)
Use one of your own character's abilities

Tell his mother he got a b+ in math. He is bound to be punished

*His mother appears, dual wielding her husband's belts* Asian Mother enabled! She will continue doing damage throughout the entire round! You may disable her whenever you like.
Ohio Final Boss has chosen Made In Ohio!
Time has been accelerated!
1 day is now 24 seconds long!
Your turn, what will you do?

SOVIET MOTHERLAND

Hans: (calls artillery strike)

Hi hans