Stages of Retail Employment

FRESH OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL RETAIL EMPLOYEE: HAS NO F**KING IDEA; HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT & RETAIL EMPLOYEE: KNOWS THAT NOT EVERYONE IS NICE. AVERAGE RETAIL EMPLOYEE: HAS SEEN SOME SHIT (LITERALLY/FIGURATIVELY); RETAIL EMPLOYEE: ENJOYS KAREN STUPIDITY FOR IT'S REMINDER OF YOU BEING A GENUINELY BETTER PERSON