I arrived at Twitter and opened this closet
and found thousands of WOKE T-shirts! OH, I
KNOW! So, I thought, what the hell am I
going to do with WOKE T-shirts?! Mark, I know you can
use WOKE T-shirts! Nope, I designed
our own T-shirts! WOKE
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N
G; So, I prayed to the Christian's God
and smoked a cigar or two, and . . . then it came to me! I'll give them to
the ex-Twitter employees and deduct
it as a business expense! BRILLIANT! Angel Soto