The G.O.A.T. (Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test) is a Vault-Tec occupational assessment test that every resident of a vault is required to take at the age of 16.
Here are the questions, the answers, and which skill each counts towards tagging.
Question 1
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You are approached by a frenzied Vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?" - Science
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!" - Speech
Say nothing, grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault. - Melee Weapons
Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant. - Sneak
Question 2
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While working as an intern in the Clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
Amputate the foot before the infection spreads - Melee Weapons
Scream for help - Speech
Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities - Medicine
Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads - Science
Question 3
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You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the Vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be okay - Speech
Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment - Unarmed
Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate - Sneak
Lead the boy to safety, then turn him over to the overseer - Nothing
Question 4
Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
Pitcher - Explosives
Catcher - Big Guns
Designated Hitter - Melee Weapons
None, you wish the vault had a soccer team - Unarmed
Question 5
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Your grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another Vault resident. What do you do?
Obey your elder and kill the Vault resident with the pistol. - Small Guns
Offer your most prized possession
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