“WHATS WITH AMERICANS WITH GUNS-“

Welcome to America, where we have more guns than people.

we like to make holes

mostly in children

“Okay…👍”

yep no problem now time to go shoot a child for absolutely no reason

Facts

i know right

yea

WHAT???!!!!

Why do you think we never get invaded?

Because we have a capable military, the second (I believe) largest Navy, and one of the largest Air Forces.

*Largest Functional Navy

True, because the bulk of chinas fleet are smaller ships meant to pester fishers, right?

and the other half is presumably cheaper to make

“I don’t know, maybe because Americans are not worth it~”

Geography too. Also don’t forget we have a massive population that isn’t afraid to go after invaders and fight.

Irl me loves guns but is not British

How would he have acces to guns if he is british

Well, he lives in hurricane Utah, but is bri'ish

Hurricane is only the books

He is a fictional caricter

Ok and he still does not live in hurricane that is Charlie from the books

“I am British— but America made me loose my accent over the years—“

Father likes knives

“I do too-“

“Robotics irl are also fun-“

I irl like arson

“You to! Same here?!?”

Nice

I’m an American, and I don’t like guns one bit

So, did you know, guns don't kill people, people do

Yeah, I just don’t like guns

👌 k

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Hey now it’s not always fish sometimes children but don’t worry japans next on the list

I've sent this meme like a year ago or somin

Seen*

now you know it aint caused by microplastics

"Ah leas' I don' get sho' in me bloody pe class innit ma'e"

True,
Soo true

T E X A S

this is the main reason submarines are made

hm, texas

school shooters, 😐