*ROOSTER NOISES*
FROM THE EARTH I RISE AND TO THE EARTH I ONE DAY WILL RETURN
WHAT'S UP, MOTHER SHUCKERS?
MY NAME IS COLONEL CORNELIUS CORNWALL
AND I'M HERE TODAY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO
*RANDOM POP SOUND EFFECT*
C O R N; *APPLAUSE*; CORN IS A NORTH AMERICAN CEREAL PLANT THAT YIELDS LARGE KERNELS ON A COB
IT IS ALSO CALLED MAIZE BECAUSE IT'S EASY TO GET LOST IN ITS INCREDIBLE FLA-VOR
SIDE EFFECTS OF CORN MAY INCLUDE: CHOKING....I GUESS?
COME DOWN TODAY AND TRY SOME CORN
OR WE WILL SACRIFICE YOUR NEWBORN; AA-
