op ocs don't matter, it's xeno and tricky

100% accurate pixer: "drip"

uhhwhat

Beret Jardin: *Loud enough to be heard but quiet enough not to wake anyone* Why are you two arguing so loud my children and girlfriend are trying to sleep?

xeno: THIS CLOWN THINKS SALSA IS FRUIT SALAD
tricky: IT HAS FRUIT AND FRUIT JUICE YOU FURRY MORON!!!

Beret Jardin: Can we discuss this outside city limits?

xeno and tricky: NO

Beret Jardin: Okay but can you please quiet it down a little?

xeno: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?!?!
tricky: PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Mary: *Walks out looking very cranky* How are my children and us supposed to get any sleep with your yelling?!!

xeno: YOU THINK I CARE
tricky: *coughing and hacking bc zombie*

Mary: *Sighs* Can someone tell me why you two are yelling?

xeno: HE THINKS SALSA IF FRUIT SALAD

Mary: It's not a fruit salad it's more like a jam or sauce.

tricky: ....
xeno: HAH!

Beret Jardin: I agree with Mary

xeno: SEE, CLOWN?
tricky: F**K YOU, FURRY BITCH

Mary: I'm not a furry and don't talk to me that way!
Beret Jardin: *Pulls out his blaster* Call my girlfriend that again and you won't have time to regret it.

tricky: PATHETC

Beret Jardin: Who you calling pathetic?!

tricky: YOU YA FURRY F**KER

Beret Jardin: *Fires his blaster*

tricky: INSUFFICIENT

Beret Jardin: How?!

tricky: CLOWN CANNOT DIE

Mary: Oh...

tricky: HAHAHAHAHA

Beret Jardin: The argument is over and I wish all of you a good night

xeno: fine...

Mary: *Walks home with Beret Jardin*

*tricky and xeno are trying to kill eachother*

Beret Jardin: *Turns around* No killing each other!

*xeno "kills" tricky*

Beret Jardin: *Facepalms*

*tricky goes hellclown*
tricky: *extremely loud roar* YOU SEE YOUR HELL!!!!

Beret Jardin: Who?

*tricky beats the shit out of xeno*

Mary: Them oh...

*xeno is fuccin ded*

Mary: Why did you kill them?

tricky(very loudly bc hellclown): I HATE THAT STUPID FURRY

Mary: I'm not a furry

tricky: RAAAAGHHH

Beret Jardin: *Drops the microphone once he wins*

*tricky is still winnng*

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

*the battle is tied*

Beret Jardin: *Exhaled in relief*

tricky: grrr..

Beret Jardin: *Continues?*

tricky: WHY WONT YOU JUST LOSE?!?!?

Beret Jardin: Because I don't like losing

tricky: CLOWN WILL WIN

Beret Jardin: I don't think so

tricky: *starts using fire notes*

Beret Jardin: *Hits one of the fire notes*

*he gets physically hurt*

Beret Jardin: Okay *Dodges the fire notes*

tricky: GRRRRR

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

tricky: *using a lot more fire notes*

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

*hellclown is almost over*

Beret Jardin: *Takes a little break afterwards*

tricky: *almost ready to just kill you*

Beret Jardin: You agreed not to kill me

tricky: AAAAAAAA
I WILL NOT LOSE

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

tricky: AAAAA

Beret Jardin: *Doesn't quit*

tricky: DIE

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going until he wins*

tricky: THAT SONIC.EXE BITCH IS SO F**KING DUMD

Beret Jardin: I could say the same about you
Mary: Honey please don't anger him more

tricky: BITCH WHAT

Beret Jardin: Are you hard at hearing?
Mary: Please stop Honey this isn't a good idea

tricky: actually yes, i'm in my fifties

Beret Jardin: *Says it louder you're stupider than that Sonic.exe dude

*static and red text appear (ex: DIE INSUFFICIENT REDUCE SUFFER MIDGET THIS ISNT RIGHT)*

Mary: Wait please don't hurt him too badly

tricky: DIE!!!!!

Beret Jardin: Can't we rap battle instead of killing

tricky: hmmmmm... fine

Beret Jardin: *Rap battles him*

*tricky is winning*

Beret Jardin: *Desperately tries to win*

*they started on hellclown*

Beret Jardin: *Keeps battling him*

tricky: ILL KILL YOU

Beret Jardin: You said you wouldn't kill me

tricky: i lied ^^

Beret Jardin: No one lies to a Mandalorian

tricky: too bad

Beret Jardin: *Pulls out the Darksaber and ignites the blade*

tricky: INSUFFICIENT

Beret Jardin: Fine it's a draw

tricky: ACCEPTABLE

Beret Jardin: *Walks away*

(roleplay ends)

(Okay)