op ocs don't matter, it's xeno and tricky

"Why are you arguing?! What Dumbass thing are ypu arguing about anyway?"

xeno: HE THINKS SALSA IS FRUIT SALAD

"Well he's not"

tricky: IT IS

“W h y- stop, arguing please!”

Gjs: girls girls your both pretty

xeno: -_-
tricky: -_-

Gjs- something I said?

Sunk-Artist: hey, what stupid subject are you two arguing about?
(This guy can be crushed, burned, thrown into lava, and into outer space, and he'd still be fine, no scratches, no damage, no thoughts, head empty)

(And he did that pose when he slid to them, but he looked normal when he stood up to talk)

tricky: THIS DUMB FURRY WONT ACCEPT THAT SALSA IS FRUIT SALAD

Sunk-Artist: hm.... well, isn't it more like a dressing, like ranch?

tricly: A FRUIT SALAD IS FRUIT AND FRUIT JUICES
SALSA IS FRUIT AND FRUIT JUICES

Sunk-Artist: doesn't salsa also have spices, again, like ranch?

tricky: SPICES ARE OPTIONAL

Sunk-Artist: but then the salsa is just ketchup

tricky: SINCE WHEN DOES KETCHUP HAVE TOMATO AND PEPPER CHUNKS

Sunk-Artist: I- ..... spicy ketchup

tricky: BRUH

Sunk-Artist: AND, it wasn't mixed good enough

Beret Jardin: *Loud enough to be heard but quiet enough not to wake anyone* Why are you two arguing so loud my children and girlfriend are trying to sleep?

tricky: ....
xeno: HAH!

Beret Jardin: I agree with Mary

xeno: SEE, CLOWN?
tricky: F**K YOU, FURRY BITCH

Mary: I'm not a furry and don't talk to me that way!
Beret Jardin: *Pulls out his blaster* Call my girlfriend that again and you won't have time to regret it.

tricky: PATHETC

Beret Jardin: Who you calling pathetic?!

tricky: YOU YA FURRY F**KER

Beret Jardin: *Fires his blaster*

tricky: INSUFFICIENT

Beret Jardin: How?!

xeno: THIS CLOWN THINKS SALSA IS FRUIT SALAD
tricky: IT HAS FRUIT AND FRUIT JUICE YOU FURRY MORON!!!

Beret Jardin: Can we discuss this outside city limits?

xeno and tricky: NO

Beret Jardin: Okay but can you please quiet it down a little?

xeno: WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TELLING ME WHAT TO DO?!?!
tricky: PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE

Mary: *Walks out looking very cranky* How are my children and us supposed to get any sleep with your yelling?!!

xeno: YOU THINK I CARE
tricky: *coughing and hacking bc zombie*

Mary: *Sighs* Can someone tell me why you two are yelling?

xeno: HE THINKS SALSA IF FRUIT SALAD

Mary: It's not a fruit salad it's more like a jam or sauce.

tricky: CLOWN CANNOT DIE

Mary: Oh...

tricky: HAHAHAHAHA

Beret Jardin: The argument is over and I wish all of you a good night

xeno: fine...

Mary: *Walks home with Beret Jardin*

*tricky and xeno are trying to kill eachother*

Beret Jardin: *Turns around* No killing each other!

*xeno "kills" tricky*

Beret Jardin: *Facepalms*

*tricky goes hellclown*
tricky: *extremely loud roar* YOU SEE YOUR HELL!!!!

Beret Jardin: Who?

tricky: THAT SONIC.EXE BITCH IS SO F**KING DUMD

Beret Jardin: I could say the same about you
Mary: Honey please don't anger him more

tricky: BITCH WHAT

Beret Jardin: Are you hard at hearing?
Mary: Please stop Honey this isn't a good idea

tricky: actually yes, i'm in my fifties

Beret Jardin: *Says it louder you're stupider than that Sonic.exe dude

*tricky beats the shit out of xeno*

Mary: Them oh...

tricky: CLOWN WILL WIN

Beret Jardin: I don't think so

tricky: *starts using fire notes*

Beret Jardin: *Hits one of the fire notes*

*he gets physically hurt*

Beret Jardin: Okay *Dodges the fire notes*

tricky: GRRRRR

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

tricky: *using a lot more fire notes*

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

*hellclown is almost over*

Beret Jardin: *Takes a little break afterwards*

tricky: *almost ready to just kill you*

Beret Jardin: You agreed not to kill me

*tricky is still winnng*

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

tricky: grrr..

Beret Jardin: *Continues?*

tricky: WHY WONT YOU JUST LOSE?!?!?

Beret Jardin: Because I don't like losing

*the battle is tied*

Beret Jardin: *Exhaled in relief*

tricky: AAAAAAAA
I WILL NOT LOSE

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going*

tricky: DIE

Beret Jardin: *Keeps going until he wins*

tricky: AAAAA

Beret Jardin: *Doesn't quit*

*xeno is fuccin ded*

Mary: Why did you kill them?

tricky(very loudly bc hellclown): I HATE THAT STUPID FURRY

Mary: I'm not a furry

tricky: RAAAAGHHH

Beret Jardin: *Drops the microphone once he wins*

*static and red text appear (ex: DIE INSUFFICIENT REDUCE SUFFER MIDGET THIS ISNT RIGHT)*

Mary: Wait please don't hurt him too badly

tricky: DIE!!!!!

Beret Jardin: Can't we rap battle instead of killing

tricky: hmmmmm... fine

Beret Jardin: *Rap battles him*

*tricky is winning*

Beret Jardin: *Desperately tries to win*

*they started on hellclown*

Beret Jardin: *Keeps battling him*

tricky: ILL KILL YOU

Beret Jardin: You said you wouldn't kill me

tricky: i lied ^^

Beret Jardin: No one lies to a Mandalorian

tricky: too bad

Beret Jardin: *Pulls out the Darksaber and ignites the blade*

tricky: INSUFFICIENT

Beret Jardin: Fine it's a draw

tricky: ACCEPTABLE

Beret Jardin: *Walks away*

(roleplay ends)

(Okay)