I’m kind of lacking in braincells at the moment so yknow

At least I even have a father at all, unlike you.

Your adopted probably

I’m not, I took a DNA test recently and my parents are my real parents.

If you think you can get away with it

I honestly probably won’t make it out alive
But I’ll try to 👍

Do you want a good luck hug?

Yes

*hug*

*hug back* :)

:)

homophobic dad gang!! ^^ (kill me)

My dads also transphobic (same)
So should I sing “My Whole Family” in front of my dad or no

idk the song but pop off if you want ig

Hold on lemme grab the lyrics

*inhales*
Every time I go to dinner
It seems like I'm getting a little bit thinner
I'll sit down at the breakfast table
I can talk; they're not able
When I look at them I find
There's a single question on their mind
I wish it could go back to the way it was
It's not easy now becaaaaause
My whole family thinks I'm gay???
I guess it's always been that way
Maybe its cause of the way that I walk
That makes them think I like... BOYS?
That I like boys
The Go***amn question just won't go away
And, I get asked it every single day
But, the way they ask is not a disguise
Like "How was your day? Do you like to kiss guys?" (That's... funny)
This is the worst; baby, this was my fear
Now, their opinions are crystal-clear because
My whole family now is shocked
I'm in the closet, and the door is locked
Now my glory days are gone
I was John Elway; now I'm Elton John
My whole family now suspects
That watching Spongebob had side-effects
I'm not gay, and that's what I said
If I'm gay, hey God, strike me dead
*f**king dies*
…That’s weird.
Because even my boyfriend thinks I'm gay (Motherf**ker.)
You all probably think I'm gay
Man, this song is counterproductive
La la la la la
Because my whole family thinks I'm gay
What do they know anyway?
You gotta look right through the haze
Easy-Bake Oven was just a phase
My whole family thinks I'm queer
That is all I ever hear
But I've been as straight as a ramp
If you don't count Bible camp

yeah cool