Card Battles.mp3

Me: E

*No you literally draw a random card each time*

Me: I focking did. You didn't know I did.
*I already did draw a random card*

*I KNOW BRO I WAS TELLING YOU WHY IT CANT BE RIGGED*

Me: Didn't I say it's a /j

*YOU DID*

Me: DON'T MAKE ME COME UP THERE BIT-
*Later somewhere at a local grocery store*
(Don't ask why is this in there*

*WingStopper is buying a milk*

White Bomber: Hmmm let's see what do we need next?

*Viper checks the list*

White Bomber: What do we need for a movie night?

*Blook draws a card from the deck*

*I draw a card*

*Blook's card was a fresh card, being Skye, while yours was a fresh card too, being a card of you.*

Me: Soooo. How was your day going?

*Then a boss is chosen for you to fight.*

Me: I'll fight Blook lol

*It's the Common Robo-Cube!*

Me: Ok How do I defeat it?

*Use your card's attacks by putting power cards into the deck*

*Puts a card into the deck*

*Small Glitch.*

Me: This won't be this hard ig

*Think again, as this boss has attacks! This is when your cards first get HP!*

Me: What kinds of attacks?

*They just attack! During their turn, I'll tell you the damage values.*

Me: Ok

*Your turn!*

*Draws my strong card*

*Your attacks are: Super Fire, Super Ice, and Super Heal.*

Me: Neat

WS: "I think we just need Blook's favorite popcorn, the caramel popcorn."

White Bomber: Ok, let's see if they have it?
*He manages to find it*
White Bomber: Found it.

Smiley Face Man: "Now let's go home!"

White Bomber: Was that guy always been with us?

*Yes, he just is too short that you didn't notice him. He's Smiley Face Man, remember? Blook's little pal!*

White Bomber: Oh yeah.

*Anyways, back at the castle, Paleo's fighting a boss with Blook!*

Me: Ok maybe 1 more hit should do.
*Draws one lasted card for one more hit*

*You use a Blast attack, dealing 10 damage.*

Me: Is this it?

*The boss dies and everyone arrives from the store*

Me: Thank god that's over with.
White Bomber: Hey guys we're back from the store.

*Smiley Face Man got a Fresh Card Pack with a chance of having a SuperFresh card or two in it. You can keep the cards you don't want to use in your personal deck, where all of your cards that you have are kept.*

Me: Let's see what we got.

Fresh Cards: Marissa, Horror Blook(Runner), Skye, Horror Blook(Monster)
SuperFresh Card: 50% Paleo

Me: Oh a 50% me, that's fine ig

*This card has more powerful attacks than the normal card of you.*

Me: Oh ok

*Anyways, the next boss is a Rare Boss. 150 HP.*

Me: What boss is this?

*It's a Fire card, so it gets hit by a fire attack, dealing 5 damage.*

Me: Eaz

Blook: "My turn!"
*He places down a Spike Card, using his 6 damage spear attack*

Me: Me tuen.
*Place card*

*You use the Ice Magic.*

Me: How much damage?

five
Blook: "Ice!"
Five.

Me: How much health does this boss have?

*20

Me: E

*Next boss is an Uncommon Boss.*

Me: What is it this time.

*45 HP, and a Small Shadow.*

Me: Is there any powerful cards I can get?

*Yeah, try drawing another and you might get a SuperFresh card!*

Me: Ok.
*Draws another card to get a SuperFresh one*

*It turns out you got an Enemy Card, but you can exchange it for a lower chance of a good card, but you'll get a non-enemy card.*

Me: Well, that was bad timing.

*You wanna exchange the enemy card for a different one?*

Me: You know what I quit this game
This game is rigged. /j