Most furguys identify as animals which give us legal rights to hunt them

Hunting people are for broke guys. I'm a wealthy guy so...

Their suits sell more than their organs

Pinapple on pizza is good

Noooo

People that put Pineapple on Pizza have committed number #5 of the biggest sins.

It help with my sweet tooth when eating pizza

No. Pineapple is a disease, not healthy. Putting it on pizza makes pizza "cancer".

It helps with digestion

Why do I have a feeling that you simp for me

I dont.

Oh. Okay.

Centaurs have 6 limbs and therefore are insects.

cum

piss*

shit liquid.

Yes. Based. Diarrhea

Abortion is kinda cringe ngl

You could've used a better word than "cringe" for your honest opinion on abortion.

My argument:

gays are fine
its just they are f**king annoying

True

As in 95%?

Pretty much

Nah. 97.5%

kinda
like 98% of them

Nope 999.999%