Please do this imgflip. It would be so awesome, it would be so cool

THIS WILL BE THE NEXT BIG UPDATE, I PROMISE

Help me spread the word!

I have good news and bad news.
The good news is: This is a feature that exists!
The bad news is: It's a Pro-only feature (this means you must pay a monthly subscription to access the feature).

Exactly, help me get that feature to everyone

Plus I don't just want small Gifs with sound, I want actual videos that are at most 30-mins, and at most 1 hour for pro.

Think of the hosting costs of a 30-minute video. If Imgflip can't afford having free one-minute GIFs, imagine 30-minute videos.
Also, Imgflip isn't YouTube. 30-minute videos aren't Imgflip's thing. You know what is Imgflip's thing? Meme GIFs (it's a meme-focused site). You don't need 30 minutes for Meme GIFs. You only need a few seconds. Videos would not only stray Imgflip too far away from its purpose, but it would also cause users to leave. Why would they watch videos on Imgflip, if they can watch videos on YouTube? This would cause a cycle where users would leave in favor of YouTube, as well as creators (since nobody sees their memes).
In other words, if Imgflip were to start focusing on actual videos, not only would they lose a lot of money, but also gain nothing in return.