Inkmatas' top 3 favorite foods

Sushi Place: hold on lemme get extra squid

*goes to river*

*kills squid*

Sushi Place: ok im back

Inkmatas: ...

Loom: I need an ink sac

Sushi Place: Sure! we have a lot!

Inkmatas: *Walks out of the place*

The sushi you just ate was sashimi

Inkmatas: It's still good!

That's squid sushi

Inkmatas: No it's not Silly, *Shows google*

Oh. Well I know that sushi had squid in it

Inkmatas: I ORDERED IT SQUID FREE

They mixed that up with extra squid

Inkmatas: I hate you eggyhead

I DIDN'T MAKE YOUR ORDER I JUST SAW THE RECEIPT

*Inkmatas looks at the Receipt*
Inkmatas: YOU ORDERED THE SQUID EGGYHEAD!

NO I DIDN'T I DO SOME CRAZY STUFF BUT I'M NOT SICK

Inkmatas: THEN WHO ORDERED SQUID! BECAUSE I SPECIFICALLY ASKED FOR NO SQUID!?!

THEY MIXED UP THE ORDER

Inkmatas: *Sighs* This isn't even the real receipt, it's a fake

Yes it is they just changed the receipt printing

Spotify Cam, with blood dripping from his torso and Ripper: Stiff Vodka, please.

(this is a joke)

HAH

if Marb ever had to take her to a restaurant:

LOL

Well that's kinda true