Toy Army Men:
Soldier 1: "TRESPASSER, I REPEAT TRESPASSER"
Commander: "Hold fire!"
The Commander opens up the gate to Toy Army Men HQ.
Soldier 3: "Who are you? Why are you here?"
"What, do you want me to lie to your #ss and say your hair doesnt looke like a piece of s#it?
Also, who tf are you...? That should've been my first question."
WS: "Ah, I see. Anyways, let me explain it in an easier way for you to understand.
I'm WingStopper, and I fought something that randomly took me here."