Mingo: It's okay, Ridley. We get the whole story.
F.Ghost: Yes, I am... Now, before you guys get mad, let me tell you a little story. When I was a teenager finishing high school, I participated in a school prom. I searched around the room for a chaperone, but all the others were taken by other girls.... During my summer break, I've tried so hard all my life to search for the perfect man who I would find attractive. Then, I stumbled upon a chicken named "Chuck". I asked him if he would be my chaperone at a future prom, but he told me he was already married to a pigeon named Flick. That was the beginning of my downfall. When I became an adult and a certified engineer, I started building devices that would hypnotize Chuck into making him love me. But of course, you guys wouldn't let me. And yet, here I am. Just waiting for his knock on the door...
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