And “Just as SpongeBob cleared his mind of everything but fine dining and breathing, you must clear your mind of everything but fine banding and breathing.”
THINGS MY ORCHESTRA TEACHER ONCE SAID; "IF YOU SKIP PRACTICE FOR TWO DAYS YOU SUCK"; "THIRD VIOLINS ARE VILLAS WITH A MIDLIFE CRISIS"; "CELLO DIDN'T SET UP HIS CARTER"; "THIS IS WHY WE DON'T TAKE SEVENTH GRADERS TO DISNEY LAND"; "YOU CAN GO BACK TO WHATEVER PIT YOU CRAWLED OUT OF"; "GET OUT OF HERE MARSHALL BUTLER"; "CARTER IS AN 80 YEAR OLD MAN IN A 14 YEAR OLDS BODY"; "I FORGOT TO TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT THE FIRE DRILL, NOBODY IS GOING TO DIE"; "I FELL OFF A LIME STONE CLIFF BEFORE A CONCERT AND STILL TRIED TO GO"; "IF WE MISS BEHAVED IN MARCHING BAND WE WOULD DO SQUATS AND IF WE STOPPED WE HAD TO RUN LAPS, WITH OUR INSTRUMENTS"; "ROMEO AND JULIET IS A STORY ABOUT TWO DUMB TEENAGERS"; "I AM A VERY SCIENTIFIC MAN, I DO NOT THINK YOUR INSTRUMENTS HAVE FEELINGS BUT BELIEVE WHAT YOU WANT"; "BECAUSE OF HOW MY BODY WORKS I NEED CAFFEINE, CAFFEINE CREATES MUCUS WHICH IS A PROBLEM IF YOUR A SINGER, YET I STILL WENT TO COLLEGE AND TOOK A CHOIR CLASS"; "WHEN YOU GUYS GRADUATE IMMA BE SO DEPRESSED AND SAD I WON'T EVEN SHOW UP, YOU GUYS ARE THE BEST"; "AND ALL YOU HEAR IN THE CAR IS " WALL-ES SKELETON " OVER AND OVER"; THANK YOU FOR SPENDING YOUR TIME READING A FEW QUOTES FROM MY CHAOTIC ORCHESTRA TEACHER
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