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Nah have to own at least 46

That's only if you want to be a TRUE AMERICAAAAAN

Ik right?

I’m still working on mine. I got 38 rn

I'ma find out if nerf guns count if they do then Id have like 97

46 ha I own close to a hundred at this point just working my way up to pay for a old fashioned musket it pistol

*Facepalms in American*

Step 2: eat 43 cheezeburgers

I skipped step 1

Me too

I’m stupid I spelled cheeseburger wrong

I might delete this honestly cuz of the recent like 69 different sh0otings

WHAT AM I IF I OWN 75 DIFFERENT POWERFUL WEAPONS????

Hey, that’s not true!

We Americans have WAAAYYYY more than that!

This is completely true. Im an American and I have a warehouse full of at least 200 guns. I’ve shot up at least 17 schools within the last month. I also have a few more warehouses full of other weapons of different sorts. There’s also a warehouse full of bones that I totally acquired legally that I give to my 10+ dogs that could kill me within a second but I try to hug them anyway.

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You got 17?
Dang. I could only get 8 this year.

I feel bad. I could’ve gotten more but I was too busy committing arson. I might be able to help you. I know all the tips and tricks to not get caught by the police

Nah. Thanks for the offer though.

ok whats next?

Go to your local school

ok

Did you bring your favorite gun?

yes

Now close your eyes, pull the trigger, and just enjoy the sound

ok next?

Get rid of all evidence pointing to you

will this guy help?

Yep

ok its c l e a n

We made a thread so long it won't let anyone reply lol