can't be anyone else other than walter white

you can turn your enemies into meth in an instant

getting explosive diarrhea for beating up a meowbahh fan, zoophile, dream stan, sex spam bot, blue, d*nny, tck, lorenabanting, etc.

extremely powerful finger flicking

when you sneeze a nine eleven happens on a random building

you can laser people with your eyes

I can't be in the sunlight for more than 3 hours

you can switch bodies with people

I have diabetes

lightning bolts shoot from your fingertips

everything hurts all the time

you can turn yourself into this (you shoot lasers which insta kill anyone)9

More headdaches

shapeshifter into anything in the world
basically, prop hunt

Skin can melt if in the sun for too long, and have to do an hour and a half long procedure in order to fix it

your hands shoot cancer rays