It's been awhile since I was here so I'm posting this I guess

Knives are epic!

Agreed!

Aha, knife gang!

Do you have butterfly knives?

No, it would be illegal for me to own one- Which is a shame, I wanna collect knives-

Even training knives?

Training butterfly knives are legal, I have a training butterfly knife where it's illegal to have a real one

Yea, even training knives. The UK is like that. Cooking knives are legal but not the cool ones-

Oh dang, I didn't know that training knives were illegal in the UK.

Are pocket knives allowed? I swear if you say no I will be extremely angry at the uk

I think pocket knives are illegal-

Honestly, why are the cool stuff illegal in the UK like knives and swords-

Pocket knives are literally meant to help people, they're not meant to kill people, I will go up to the king and show him how to whittle and cut open bags so that he figures out that pocket knives aren't just meant to murder people

Aha, yea- But the UK is dumb at times

Wait... do I know you? Or at least did we meet irl?

We might, meme chat me, I followed you

Alright

Stfu!

You can't be calling me a sorry excuse for a human being if you're thinking that's a roast