Eggyheads feelings are hurt by Inkmatas getting mad at him for forgetting to check his messages

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Shut up

Inkmatas: JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE HOT POCKETS DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO IGNORE THOUSANDS OF LIVES AT RISK

Cell: Africa is at risk and yet i sit down and eat my hot pockets

I'm sorry! I didn't know! Please forgive me!

Inkmatas: NEXT TIME, CHOOSE LIVES OVER HOT POCKETS!

IT WASN'T A CHOICE IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Inkmatas: What's worse is that you watched the stream I was tortured on... I'll let you slide for now but if you EVER DO THAT AGAIN THEN YOU WILL BE SCRAMBLED

And the egg cracked.

Eggyhead: ... Shut. Up.
*Grabs Inkmatas by the collar of her shirt*
You act like I did this on purpose, but I didn't. You throw all this guilt and blame at me, and treat me like garbage. You're forgetting who you're dealing with.
*SLAMS Inkmatas into the ground*
Listen to what you're gonna do. You're gonna shut up, go home, and leave me alone. You got that?

*She is unconscious*

...Oops. guess I got a little to aggressive. *Opens portal under Inkmatas to her couch* and take this. *Puts a plate with Hot Pockets on a counter* There. *Leaves note that says "Sorry about that. -Eggyhead" and closes portal*