really? I'm that fatherless?

u know its bad when even spire calls you fatherless

And tomato

who tf is tomato

me

Ay shut up lmao

🤷‍♂️

When a fatherless person calling a fatherless person fatherless, thats true fatherlessness behavior

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I would call myself motherless but i have a (step)mom

Note that "step" is in parentheses bc i don't like referring to my "stepmom" as "stepmom", but rather instead just as my mom lol

The "step" is kind of unnecessary if you've had her for a long time, lol.

Only a few months but like, she's so f**king based

Like, literally the polar opposite of my biological mom (who i refer to as "dumbass wh0re" or "egg donor")

EGG DONOR 💀

And I love based people.
If she ever gets stuck in a washing machine, hit me up!
My number: 1-229-867-5309

WHAT THE FU-

I LIVE IN TEXAS NOT ALABAMA 💀💀💀

WeLL mAYBe ConSIDER MOviNG TO AlAbAmA ThENNNN?!?!11!?!

HeLm gNaW LmAo

At least get some pics.

Send cute nudes

of your credit card

Link?