tank rp

ello

(You see a figure come out of the top of the tank)

ay mind if I join ya

???: I don’t know, what country are you part of? (The year is 1915

canada

???: (he grabs onto his gun) are you a soldier? Or are you just visiting.

eh, kinda in the middle, I get firewood for soldiers who need it

Hans: oh uhm yeah sure! My name is Hans. What about you?

joe (no, this is not a joke, I couldn’t think of a name that wasn’t dumb or my real one)

Hans: alright you can come on in! (Leaves the tank door open)

*hops in*

Hans: joe, meet Bismarck! (Bismarck waves)

ello

Hans: so, what music do you want to play?

free bird

(hans is confused) whats that?

oh hey cool a Tiger

(The music is still loud)

Aries- what the?

hans: ja. what country are you a soldier of?

Aries- america

hans: the nuetral country? alright. (a second person comes out of the tank) ???: hans are you coming?! hans: ja bismark! sorry i never got to ask, whats your name?

Aries- oh yeah my name is aries. And it's nice to meet you hans. *Smiles*

(hans leaves and the music continues whilst the tank drives away)

Aries- well he seemed nice.

(2 years passes and your an american soldier at the treaty of versailles and see hans feeling sad)

Aries- hey do I know you?... Wait... Hans!? What's wrong are you ok?

hans: nein. my country is ruined.

Aries- what's wrong what happened to your country!?

(Hans comes back with what looks like around 1000 civilians.)

Aries- oh wow... You found a lot of people.

Hans: Ja! I found a lot! Since we don’t have enough uniforms for the troops, we will let them use there own custom uniforms. We have enough guns for them..

Aries- ok good...I have found a lot of hiding spots for an ambush.

(You then hear ottomen soldiers preparing for a counter attack)

Aries- hey hans can you hand me a gun cause I've been running around with just a pistol.

Hans: yeah sure. ( gives a bolt action rifle)

Aries- thanks.

Hans: sorry that was the last one. Everyone else has pistols and some might have sabres and outdated weapons. (Then you hear the ottoman infantry start a count offense)

Aries- it's fine... If you need me I will probably be somewhere in the trees or in a bush. And I think they are making a plan.

hans: i cannot work as soldier, my country lost territory, everything is ruined :( (you see the kaiser of germany sign the treaty)

Aries- oh no... I wish I could help but I'm not good at making ideas I'm just good at following directions...argh! This war is so stupid! *Kicks a rock*

hans: (he leaves the room)

Aries- hmmm... Hey! Is there anyway hans can work with me to fight in the war? I've seen him do great things.

hans: (comes back) well... there is a civil war going on in the ottomen empire, turkish rebels are fighting the ottomens. do you want to come?

Aries- yeah sure anything to help fight with my best friend!

(hans is confused but shruggs. you arrive at izmir by plane.)

Aries- I didn't know there was a civil war...so which side are we fighting for?

hans: the ottomens. he have to keep our ally in existence. (a ottomen soldier sees us talking)

Aries- ok. Hey is that an ottomen soldier there? *Points to a soldier*

Hans: ja (the ottomen soldier gives Hans a rifle)

Aries- cool.

(A couple hours later, Turkish rebels arrive to attack the fort)

Aries- they are coming at 11 o'clock. To our left.

(Hans shoots there as well)

Hans: (with some other ottomen soldiers, shoots the Turkish rebels. Then what appears to be a Renault fit appears)

Aries- *aims a gun in the direction*

Hans: Aries we don’t have any AT guns!

Aries- great so how are we going to help shoot them with a pistol!?

Hans: I have an idea (he grabs out a telephone, says something in German, and puts the telephone back. Then artillery strikes hit the army and tank. The Turkish rebel army retreat)

Aries- *eyes widen and her mouth is open*

(The note says: a donation from the British army to the Turkish rebel army. A recruits sees the note and thinks it accidentally got here)

Aries- well... We got a tank from the British.

(The recruit gets in. This time you hear a quick scream followed by punching noises inside the tank)

Aries- *pulls out a gun and goes inside the tank*

(You see 3 British troops in the tank who imediatly points there rifles at you.)

Aries- sh!t...

British soldier 1: what the hell?!

Aries- this tank was supposed to go to a different army wasn't it?

(The recruits start noticing you and walk up)

Aries- *stares at them*

Hans: ok. I will leave with the ottomans. I will leave 500 of the new soldiers here and the rest with me. Goodbye! (Hans leaves)

Aries- see you later. *Sits and watches the area and occasionally checks on the new soldiers*

(the new recruits start talking to each other. then you see some kids in the fort playing catch.)

Aries- huh nice... At least some people can find something to do that's fun during a war. *Smiles*

(you then see a plane. the plane drops a light tank thats resembles a renault ft. and there is a note on it.)

Aries- hmmm? *Goes over to it and reads the note*

(the note says: "a donation from the remnants of the hungarian army.")

Aries- oh! Interesting.

one of the recruits: oooo a tank! can i go inside of it?

Aries- sure. Just DONT press any buttons.

(More music plays an the ground shakes because of it)

Aries- bruh who the heck drives a tank around blasting music!?

(you see a person come out of the tank and the music sounds louder)

Aries- who are you!? And what the heck!?

???: who are you?! (he has a german accent)

Aries- I don't know who the heck you are!? Unless you tell me who you are and I will tell you who I am...and why the heck are you blasting music in a...tank?

hans: ich am hans. im chilling in mein tank.

Aries- oh... ok? I'm Aries. And where the heck did you get a tank from?

hans: im part of the german military. the great war is still going on.

Aries- huh interesting...I'm usually a spy but I guess they found someone they count on better then me.

hans: well thats great. the new recruits are doing great.

Aries- yeah. Also got a donation from the Hungarian army.

hans: oh yes! i heard a communist civil war is happening in hungary.

Aries- great another war...ugh.

hans: i know. (grabs beer and drinks it)

Aries- *yawns* another sleepless night to go..maybe night number...4? Might be more...I don't know anymore.

hans: (drinks too much beer and passes out)

Aries- *rolls eyes and climbs a tree to look out*

(a day has past and you see the recruits waking up. hans is training them and you see the rest of the original ottoman soldiers come back. suprisingly only a couple were wounded but the rest were fine)

Aries- oh wow...they survived! I'm impressed...I gotta say these armies are getting tougher every day.

Hans: ok now that the battle is over, we need to recruit more people. I don’t speak Turkish so that’s no good hmmmmm….

Aries- I only know some french and English.

Hans: (snaps fingers) oh yeah! 47% of people living in turkey speak English. I will go outside and recruit people.

Aries- ok I will scout out some areas to see if I can find some good hiding spots.

(Hans leaves. An hour later, ottoman troops are having a dinner. You smell the spices lingering around the fort.)

Aries- mmm...smells good. But I got to keep looking...and to see if there are anymore enemy troops nearby. *Climbs up a tree to get a better view point*

(An ottoman soldier runs up to give you some food. He climes the tree, says something in Turkish, and leaves)

Aries- uh...thanks?

(4 hours go by.)

Aries- that was good food but I better find hanz.

(the recruits gets in and succesfully drives it around the fort)

Aries- wow good job I'm impressed!

(The citizen stays in the tank. You then see hans come back. But he looks wounded. He didn’t lose an arm but his leg is bleeding badly.)

Aries- HANS!!! *Runs over to him to help him*

hans: owwww that hurt (puts large bandage around leg)

Aries- what the heck did you do!? Stupid!

hans: everything happened so fast i dont remember. i think the battle is still going on.

Aries- how did you survive trying to get here? You know what nevermind I'm going to get you somewhere you can rest and I can help you tend to your wound.

hans: i dont need help. its just a wound. lets just be thankful this isnt a year when technology was so poor i would have to amputate my leg.

Aries- actually yeah that's good. I have some good news though. The new recruits drove a tank around and they did very well.

British soldier 2: surrender or else!

Aries- why should I? And were you guys meant to come here?

British soldier 3: uh guys, we are surrounded.

Aries- uh huh. Your not the smartest group of people are you?

(All the British soldiers surrender)

Aries- cool now we have a bunch of British soldiers to question.

(The same recruit that drove the Renault FR also drives the mark V this time a little less perfect. The other recruits start to tie up the British soldiers)

Aries- hmmm...well that was very interesting!

(They enter in and some make a dinner whilst 40 talk to each other about the battle. The ones that are wounded sit down whilst the only medic in the fort is wounding the soldiers)

Aries- I'm going to go help the medic since he's the only one.

(You see the wounded ottoman soldier isn’t that wounded. He has a big scar on his knee but it’s not bleeding too much.)

Aries- ok that soldier should be ok for now... *Goes to see what the medic is doing*

(Medic is wrapping bandage around soldiers leg and uses a certain spray on the soldiers wounded part of leg)

Aries- hey I can help with anything if you need it...I'm pretty good with medicine and healing

Medic: oh I’m fine. There’s is just one more patient after this one.

Aries- ok but if you need help I'm always here to do so.

(You see a plane drop another tank. This time it looks like a light mark V tank and it has a note on it)

Aries- *runs over to read the note*