before you ask about it, my little brother made this

hello.... who are you?

i'm bob but how did you get past security - Bob

what security?

heavily armed guards, cameras, lasers that penetrate through almost anything, weapon detectors, and me - Bob

Oh. did they go on break or what? I didn't see anything. *points to the entrance, now empty*

nah bro they just have invisibility technology *45 lasers are shown on your body* - Bob

Well f**k. They should have gotten me before>

*grabs radio* fire. - Bob
*le epic shooting scene*

*vaporizes*

*the fan conveniently placed nearby blows you into a vent leading to a large air pocket underground* bye bye - Bob

*the vent conveniently leads to the antivoid*

[quick question, bob can shape space and time, right?]

(yes)

hi bob.

bro how tf did you get past security - Bob

me teleport

but thats prohibited in here - Bob

o ok'

BACK TF OF BOB

you fool, i dont have a family - Bob

*he goes to a parrelel universe where he has a family*

there are no parallel universes in this dimension - Bob

hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... *pulls out a peice of paper with scribbles on it*

whar - Bob

*GRABS BOB AND ERASES LINES*

*grabs black marker and redraws Bob* Not on my watch. - Joe

then you're fired *deletes the badge* - Bob

BRO YOU'RE IN MY F**KING TERRITORY - Bob

NO IM NOT YOUR "TERRITORY" IS RIGHT WHERE YOUR F**KIN STANDING

THIS IS A GIANT ASS TEMPLE, ALL OF IT OWNED BY ME - Bob

WELL BACK TF UP *pulls out machine gun* CAUSE IM RAIDING THIS BITCH

bro i'm the god of this universe you can't just pull a gun on me - Bob

i just did

*deletes it* now you can't - Bob

i still did

whatever bro just get out before i call security - Bob

but i am the security *pulls out badge*

god dammit f**k you bob *leaves*

:) - Bob

*goes to his mothers house*

Bob are you ok?

bro how tf did you get past security - Bob

???: I craved death. I got what I needed

if you wanna go to heaven or hell im on break man now go away - Bob

But my name is bob to

which one - Bob

?

Bob, where did you come from?

where did you come from bro this is my temple - Bob

I come searching for my friend Ricardo McPencil, I mean no harm towards you.. we can be friends! “My chances of escaping Bob with my life are dropping fast.” *I thought carefully*

bro i am the god of this universe of course i can read your thoughts

- Bob

Oh dear I forgot, sorry Bob. I don’t have any offering, but will you help me find Ricardo McPencil? *I would put my hands together in a praying type of manner*

get out - Bob

Oh please! If I find an offering of your liking, will you help me?

no, get the f**k out before i call security - Bob

Fine! *I start walking away but right before I get to the exit I run down a hallway to the right, thinking I’m getting away* “I need to find Ricardo McPencil, and yes Bob, I know you are reading my mind, please I need to find him.” *I was thinking while sprinting down the hallway*

NO DO IT YOURSELF - Bob

*I stop running, turn around and start walking towards the exit in defeat. The yell would haunt me for my whole life, “I must leave before my life is taken.” I must find him by myself