Eeveelutions

jolteon sweety~

Jolteon: *gulps, and runs* Joltveon: I can't believe I'm a fusion of both Sylveon and Jolteon!

rocky * pulls out an uno reverse card*

sylveon: come here!

Ultraeon: I got this! *teleports Jolteon far away from Sylveon*

sylceon: *looks at ultraeon* who are you?

Ultraeon: I am the mother of all Eeveelutions, which makes me your mother!

rocky: *jaw drops*

sylceon: i am you faker!

rocky: no you ain`t!

sylceon: i'm older then all of you

rocky: talk to you-know-who!

sylceon: arceus?

Ultraeon: I created all the Eeveelutions, so yeah, I am your mom, Rocky!

Ultraeon: No you're not, Sylceon. You're just a fusion of two of my children.

rocky: and for me, let me guess, a normal eeveelution

Ultraeon: Well, technically, you're a shiny Umbreon with red eyes.

rocky: true

rocky: what is even you known as mother of eeveelutions?

sylceon: false, i made the eeveelutions into a squad and arceus created them, but i'm older then all of you combined

Ultraeon: False. I was born beside Arceus, and he let me create the Eeveelutions, including beta Entei, Raikou, and Suicune, or as I called them, En, Rai, and Sui.

rocky: CAN WE PLEASE STOP THE DISPUTE!?!?

sylceon: i am stronger, faster, and my defense is better. i created the eeveelutions with arceus and the others, i also defeated him and took the title as god

rocky: *look at photo*

i am a guy, soo i cant relate

*me in the back corner looking so confused

not wrong about the glaceon part