*POST DIARRHEA*; ME; All right, let’s get moving again and try to be productive. MY BODY; What about diarrhea? ME; You already had diarrhea. MY BODY; We had one diarrhea, yes. MY BODY; What about second diarrhea? ME; …; (HEADS BACK TO TOILET); MY BODY; Do you think he knows about third diarrhea? MY BODY; What about fourth diarrhea? MY BODY; Or fifth diarrhea? MY BODY; Ooh, fifth diarrhea is the worst. My anus starts bleeding after the fourth.
