take many examples of me nearly a year ago. mostly in RPs because oh god
also no these are not the bad weird things just AAAAAAAAAAAAA
"it's just f**king water, you retard"
"*whips them in the face with their tail* NOT INTERESTED!"
"i was trying to get onto my scooter and accidentially whipped my ankle into the w h e e l"
"you look like mike pinsetti from dear dumb diary but if he forgot to take his normal pills"
"😖☀😔😔🙏😑😬⬇➡😫😅🤏🕺🤤🤤🥺🤓🤓🥵💞🤣🤣🥟🧈🥐🥠🍗🍫☕🍮🍾🧊💤☮☯☦🈴㊙㊙↪⏬🔄🕞👁🗨🕗🕔🥼🎪🖼🎫🎐🎐🎏🎍🎍🎗🎭🙄🙄😣😣😘😑😶😯🥱🥱🥱🤠🤓🧐🤖😺😺😺🐰🐭🐺🐯🐗🐱🐭🐭🐭🐗🐹🐹🐬🐡🐙🐋🦕🦦👩👧👧👭👩👧👧👨👧🤴👱♂️👱♀️👱♀️👩🦱👨🏭👨💻👨🚒🧎♀️👩🦼🧖♂️👩🦽🧍♀️👩🦯⛹️♂️🤾♂️🚵♂️🚣♂️👐👍👋🤝🚞🦼🚘💓☮❣💘🤍💛💙🤎👨🏭👱♀️😏😪😍🍞🥙🍠🍭🍪🧉🍌🍊🍑🍌🍆🏵🏵🥀💐"
"i tried to vore a fridge once"
"if lady gaga turns into a kale leaf and your non-existent uncle is eating your sock under your bed at 2AM, blame it on the guy at the door who's probably a pizza delivery guy in nothing but his underwear and a horribly knitted football cap trying to deliver you a pizza but in reality it's just a bunch of chili-covered olives on a carpet inside a bunch of broken windows held together with walmart-version flex tape"
"i literally did medscan in front of half of the crew last meeting."
"*unhangs and undestroys everything* no death allowed"