SO WHEN DO YOU GRADUATE? THIS IS MY LAST SEMESTER. SO WHERE DO YOU THINK ABOUT WORKING WHEN YOU GET YOUR LICENSE? I ACTUALLY WUNNA WORK FROM HOME WITH MY WIFE WHO'S ALSO A LAB TECH. WE'LL OPEN A LAB IN SOME DOUBLE WIDE TRAILERS AND HAVE COURIERS FERRY THE SAMPLES. I HEAR LAND IS CHEAP IN HAWAII; HOW EXACTLY ARE YOU BOTH GOING TO WORK FROM HOME AS LAB TECHS? WHY OPEN UP A LAB IN HAWAII? HOW IS IT GUNNA BE CHEAP? WELL THERE IS NOT MUCH DEMAND FOR LAND NEAR VOLCANOES. WHAT ON EARTH WOULD POSSESS YOU TO CHOOSE TO LIVE AND WORK IN A LAB NEAR A VOLCANO? WELL...FREE BIOHAZARD WASTE INCINERATION OF COURSE!