Where does the Alabama part come from? It's someone else's mom, not his.

idk

still.

still what?

still water

Drink water

fair

NOOOOOOO DON’T

Not really an insult

Wait a 41 year old gf?

I’m just wondering how this happend

He's Dead Now Lmao

Bruh only in Ohio

everyone has seen this one thousands of times

forgor, bro, nice art, bad grammer

didn´t type just a meme i found

ah, ok, you passed the grammar test

:D

:D

:D

That’s actually insane

Is the Texter you? Because it’s funny

i know

That state ist mein

It belongs to the US Government. Don't make us start another war

Don’t care about the US government

They always f**ked shit up after 1990

Invading some of hamburg was the best idea ever. Now we can feed more Americans burgers

*takes some land from Hamburg, Germany*

That’s not what Hamburg is

Wdym

Look up Hamburg, Germany

Honestly this is a great place to start an invasion in germany bc it has a large system of canals and waterways connected to a large city. If we start invading from there, we could send some troops from the interyor instead of the Coast, making it less noticable. Although it will be easier to capture us if they predict our moves.

Whut?