Me: Some people claim that I'm a schizophrenic multiple personality but really I'm not.
Other Me: Yes, you are.
Another Me: No, he's not.
Yet Another Me: Shut up, all of you! I'm trying to decide what to have for breakfast!
MY BRAIN AT 3 AM; Me: Why don't birds chirp at night? Other me: Duh, moron. It would attract prey. Me: Yeah but, they chirp during the day, yeah? Other Me: Well yeah, but ... Me: Well what, do animals not see well enough during the d.. Other Other Me: What are you idiots talking about? Other Me: Who asked you??? Other Other Me: I asked ME! Other Me: Well, why don't I just shut up! Other Other Me: NO YOU SHUT UP!! Me: BUT...THE...BIRDS!!?!?!?! ... Other Other Me: SHUT UP!!! Other Me: SHUUUTTT UUUUUPPP!!! Me: ... Other Other Me: ... Other Me: ... Me: I like toast.