That’s how I sleep soundly at night- with the kids in my basement like this

you only collect kids? i have a saying when it comes to kidnapping people: you get what you get and you dont get upset

Children are just more fun to play with is all. They have no idea what they're doing so you get to "teach" them what is good.

Also true

True

Nice

LMFAO

Ikr

that was hilarious

I try

your funny

Thanks

np

Are you funny, too?

I can be

Interesting.

I think they were just recreating the scenario so they could get a picture of it

Makes sense

"Hey can we strap you to a chair and take pictures of you?"

“No my mommy told me only to smile when the strange man asked”

"Thats ok, you just need to look terified"

"I don't want to! You're not the strange man taking my picture at night!"

"Eh it will look more realistic if we put you in the chair against your will because you will actually look terified"

“I want my mommy!”

"Too bad"

“Noooooo”

“Allegedly”+newspaper= maybe true, maybe not.
So yeah, it’s for illustration purposes only.

"Hey can we strap you to a chair and take pictures of you?"

It’s not

I don’t think