‘Sup guys, My name is Quandale Dingle. I am breaking out of prison on may 14, 2023. I am currently imprisoned in southern Saudi Arabia for various felonies including but not limited to; Public indecency, public masturbation, urinating on a police officer and treason.
(The fact that I have to say it's a joke ruins the joke but I already know some people wouldn't recognize it as a joke and might have felt uncomfortable because of it)